Benefit 01
Affordable
Traditional retirement plans require decades of saving. Radishes are available in the produce section.
Click me five times
Form 401(R) — Unofficial
The Retirement Plan Nobody Asked For
The modern 401(k) was designed to help ordinary people save for retirement. Somewhere along the way, it became complicated, expensive, and confusing.
RADISH is the internet’s response.
- It is not a bank.
- It is not a pension.
- It is not a financial adviser.
It is a radish on Solana.
The project was launched through Pump.fun, completed its bonding curve, graduated to PumpSwap, and was later adopted by the community.
- 1Planted on Pump.fun
- 2Completed the bonding curve
- 3Graduated to PumpSwap
- 4Left behind by the original developer
- 5Revived by the community
- 6Rebranded as the Poor Man's 401K
Account history
Department of Unserious Assets
The Radish Meme Factory
Everything here is free to take, remix and post. Grab the mascot, steal a caption, or open the generator and make something worse than what we made.
@cubiclefarmer
@aisle7
@vestedveg
@rootbroker
@401kevin
@hrsentme
The Meme Kit
Approved Captions
- 401(k) broken? Buy a radish.
- My financial adviser told me to diversify, so I bought another vegetable.
- No employer match. Just community.
- Physical RADISH liquidity located.
- My retirement strategy is now farm-to-table.
- Poor in dollars. Rich in root vegetables.
- Time in the vegetable aisle beats timing the vegetable aisle.
Open the Meme Generator
Pick a scene, drag the radish, add your worst idea, download.
Plan Benefits Summary
Why Radish
Benefit 02
Community Owned
The community controls the culture, memes, website, and direction of the project.
Benefit 03
High in Vitamin C
This is currently the strongest utility claim we can legally make.
Benefit 04
Easy to Understand
It is a radish. On Solana. That is the pitch.
Notice to all members
The Developer Left. The Radish Remained.
RADISH completed its bonding curve and graduated to PumpSwap. When the original project stopped moving, the community picked it up, gave it a new identity, and started building.
We are not building the future of finance.
We are making retirement jokes with a vegetable.
This takeover is focused on
- Transparent communication
- Original memes
- Consistent branding
- Community-created content
- Public project updates
- No fake promises
- No fabricated partnerships
- No guaranteed-return claims
Contribution schedule
The Growing Plan
Stage 1
Seed
Establish the community takeover, secure the branding, publish official links, and create the first RADISH meme kit.
Stage 2
Sprout
Launch the website, meme generator, social channels, community contests, and transparent project updates.
Stage 3
Root
Grow the library of community-created memes, improve listings, establish moderation, and build recognizable recurring content.
Stage 4
Harvest
Release community tools, collaborations, physical RADISH campaigns, merchandise concepts, and larger meme events.
Stage 5
Retirement
Unknown. The radish has not planned that far ahead.
Plan documents
One Radish. One Token.
- Token name
- Poor Man's 401K
- Ticker
- $RADISH
- Network
- Solana
- Contract
- GA5UygLgXNKC3pJqEdvN7h2uQhazQ7apmdwMUCKipump
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Always verify the contract address above matches official community links. RADISH administrators will never ask for your seed phrase or send unsolicited wallet links.
Members only (everyone is a member)
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Weekly bulletin — post on staff noticeboard
The Root Report
Week of 28 July 2026
Community progress
Community takeover formalised. Moderation team assembled across X and Telegram.
New memes
31 new community memes filed. Four entered permanent rotation.
Website updates
Meme Factory and meme generator shipped. Mobile layout rebuilt.
Treasury / spending
No treasury spending this week.
Next priorities
Caption pack v2, community meme contest, listing clean-up.
Week of 21 July 2026
Community progress
Branding locked: mascot, palette, and the Poor Man's 401K wordmark.
New memes
18 community memes collected into the first meme kit.
Website updates
Domain secured, first static landing page published.
Treasury / spending
Domain registration covered by a community member.
Next priorities
Build the meme generator, publish official links everywhere.
Week of 14 July 2026
Community progress
Original developer confirmed inactive. Community organised the takeover.
New memes
The first radish-with-sunglasses drawing appeared. It never left.
Website updates
None yet. Everything ran out of a group chat.
Treasury / spending
Not applicable.
Next priorities
Agree on a name. Argue about it. Agree again.
Plan participant questions